1st hero: Alpha.
“I’ve been reported of being too OP for the last 4 patches and my face has been on the ban phase since 2.9.”
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Lyra: wAIT I CAN USE MY SIGIL FOR HEALING??
“I’m categorised as a support and I still got myself blown up faster than a SAW without defense”
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said Saw recommends: item- Fountain
SAW: “There is no point in this game that I don’t need healing”.
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SAW: “guess I’ll do it myself you useless roams git fountin”
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That’s why we have SAWport kids
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“Look at me I’m carrying the team”
-Ringo/Petal/Celeste, right before he/she gets smashed by the Krul/Alpha/Taka who came out of the bushes he/she was responsible for putting vision in
Celeste: “I’ve got myself a damaging Scout Cam every 1.2s but I still got myself freaking killed by a Taka 4m away.”
Lorelai: “Nobody picks me. Nobody likes me.”
Actually: “My win rate is one of the highest in Vainglory and my teammates will still ping at me for not playing Ardan or Lyra”
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Phinn: “I’ve not hooked anyone in over 3 seasons.”
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Another: “I’m just a Breaking Point and Dragon’s Eye stack bank for the enemy team”
Tony" You f###ing a##holes, go flying"
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Tony: “I always win in a fisting competition”
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Skaarf: No matter what the enemy Skaarf does I still feel like they’re a smug motherf___er.
Second sentence is cheating but DON’T YOU SMILE AT ME YOU KNOW HOW ANNOYING YOU ARE!
Lorelai: I wish I could actually do things but my only real power is doing a bit of crystal damage on autos.
Churnwalker: Wait, he still exists???
CP Taka: It’s sad is I can go Stormcrown Aftershock and assassinate better than Shatterglass Broken Myth.
WP Taka: Remember when I was an assassin?
Krul: CRAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIIN THESE WOUUUUUNDS THEY WILLLLLLLLL NOT HEALLLLLLL
Vox: Wait, I have an ult???
Varya: That person who threw pens in high school while shouting LIGHTNING BOLT
Ardan: JUST BECAUSE I SHIELDED YOU DOES NOT MEAN YOU CAN GO BACK IN WITH 10% HEALTH!
Rona: LET’S BEYBLAAAAAAAAADE!
Koshka: “I’m sorry, I thought this was an anime game for a minute!”
Celeste: “I’m only good until sustained damage dealers fall out of the meta!”
Skye: HIIIIIIIGHWAY TOOOOOO THE DANGER ZONE!
Baron: “You can be my wingman any time ;D”
Alpha: “Everyone says I’m just now OP but I have literally never been a bad pick.”
Kestrel: I came here to be a glass cannon and I’m all out of cannon.
Idris: Remember when hybrid Idris was doable?
Me neither.
Phinn: Raid Boss should be my passive, then I could actually survive a teamfight.
Ringo: I don’t know if they want me to build crystal or not, really.
Catherine: When your Epic is better than your Legendary things are just sad.
Winter War is fetish fuel tho 
Samuel: Just SPAM EVERYTHING and hope they die!
Petal: Remember when I wasn’t a potat- oh wait…
Tony: Someone please make a Silver Scrapes montage of every missed Tony ult I’ve done trying to learn this guy.
Adagio: WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY MY FATHER TOOK ME INTO THE CITY TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Reza: Yeah, they really need to nerf aftershock so melee burst mages burst with abilities over autotattacks…
Glaive: I don’t CARE that your health bar is massive BUY SOME DEFENSE!
Grace: Look at me; I’m the jungler now.
Grumpjaw: Can he please just be a frigging support really come on SEMC
Lance: If you see someone playing him they’re either amazing at him or just want to show off their frigging Golden Netherknight skin.
I’m definitely not bitter I didn’t get one.
Gwen: She’s now handed to every newbie along with a free skin; bye-bye Gwen main credibility!
Blackfeather: SEE, A BURST MAGE THAT USES ABILITIES >:l
Baptiste: I don’t get his aesthetic; is he like an undead Mariachi band member?
Flicker: Any time I play him I listen to a playlist of Pink Guy songs to remind me how horrible of a person I am.
Joule: I’MA FIRIN MAH- dead meme.
Ozo: The person playing either has the IQ of a monkey or has a PHD.
Reim: Pubstomper, 1v3 king, what more can you ask for?
Lyra: FINALLY THEY MADE HER ULT+BULWARK GOOD!
Saw: I have transcended this human form and BECOME the turret.
I believe that’s everyone. Yell at me if I forgot someone.
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Idris"Vroom Vroom, WTH GET OFF MY BACK!"
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Adagio: "I’m essentially a more damaging, less healing version of Lyra."
Ardan: "I’m a god in every gamemode."
Baron: "Till this day, nobody believes that I was able to secure a Triple Kill with my Ion Cannon."
Baptiste: "My magic jar of piss can deal more damage than a grenade from Baron."
Blackfeather: "Till this day I’m still grieving over the loss of my Rose trail."
Catherine: "I’m able to deflect the damage of every ability of this game because f u."
Celeste: "My A ability can be spammed harder than shitposts on VG Reddit forums without mods"
Churnwalker: "The CP ratio of my B and ultimate is a f-ing joke."
Flicker: "I’m essentially a John Cena copypasta shitpost from 2015."
Glaive: “I’m able to knock every enemy away from my teammates and my carry will still f-ing die trying to 1v5.”
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switch Adagio and Samuel and you’re spot on.
(+ you forgot Fortress)
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Vox: keep trying, I will never go away
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