Corrupt a wish game

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Granted, but everyone account was deleted because of the explosion.

I wish that the Coffee Machine was real.

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Granted yet coffee becomes extinct and the few remaining coffee beans left cost 100 dollars a bean.

I wish my business loan gets paid off by someone besides me

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Granted, but you now owe money to them.

I wish that the forums supported gifs as profile pictures.

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granted but woosh you have now virus.
I wish he could love me.

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Granted but now you hate his guts

I wish I had a fish

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Granted congrats you caught a magikarp with a machine gun.

I wish for the worlds largest fruit

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Granted but it falls on your one true love and kills them

I wish I was magic

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Granted but your worst enemy will use this magic and kill all your loved ones.

I wish Tencent acquires vainglory

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granted but supercell now owns tencent

i wish for bikini churn

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Granted, but it’s an LE skin and is only available for one hour.

I wish that Halo 5 didn’t suck.

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Granted but all of he Halo games disappear so that they never suck.

I wish I was more creative.

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Granted but now everytime you try and use your creativity you lose your muse

I wish for more dragons

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Granted, but the only dragon you got is Deathwing, a dragon that causes natural disasters just by flying, bringing the end of the world as we know it.

I wish that genies weren’t so literal.

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Wish granted but now your wishes come with a sick and evil twist in them

I wish i had free alcohol for life

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Granted, but it’s the Prohibition Era, so the consumption, production, and the possession of alcohol is now illegal.

I wish that politics wasn’t such a controversial issue.

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Wish granted but now breathing has become the most controversial thing you can do

I wish vg net code was fixed

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Granted but not in your server.
I wish the wish I corrupted will never be fixed.

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Granted, but the wish was fixed before they got the memo.

I wish I could think, therefore I could be.

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Granted, but now you can only think about Vox x Taka fanlore/fanart.

I wish teleport boots could teleport anywhere

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Granted, but Vainglory’s matchmaker is so bad you can never build the teleport boots before you lose.

I wish the vain could take damage when all turrets were up.