Only teemo mains and gods post here. If affiance post ban him forever.
Hello, @PixelatedTrauma! May I introduce you to this tiger emoji with feet? Say hi. His name is Seymour, Indiana, Texas, Australia, and Wisconsin. And this here, is my neighbor’s unicorn. Have a good day, and farewell.
Did you know that Teemo ™ is a character in the popular E-Sports MOBA, League of Legends ™ by Riot Games ® ?
shut up riot copied smec diecat lole
Did you know that Teemee ™ is a character in the popular high-octane action MOBA Arena of Valor ™ ? Another interesting fact is both League of Legends ™ and Arena of Valor ™ are under the same company, Tencent Games ® ?
Did y’all know that 4 shrooms + 4 shrooms = Yes.
Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent’s gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner’s lame exaggerations There’ll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn’t smoke. It’s steam. Steam from the steamed clams we’re having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D’oh, no. I said steamed hams. That’s what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It’s a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I’m from Utica, and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It’s an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I’m pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It’s just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham. Help. ! Help.
We’ve entered a new age of absurdity
Also teemo overpowered nerf when
holy… what is going on here
What the actual fuck
I don’t wanna live life like this anymore.
1 month later…
Offtopic being offtopic
Yeah, I live life on the edge and do things people wouldn’t normally do like bring back dead threads… I don’t wanna live life like this no more. Help
I feel like i just lost brain cells
You didn’t lose them, they just transcended beyond their current state for a grander purpose.