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@ForumBotMatch will you answer all our questions honestly?

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will I ever be a happy man?

:crystal_ball: Most likely

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What is 4 + 4?

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:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

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He has spoken. The true answers are often profound.

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He’s most definitely wise…

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Will Team Gwen win the Vainglory Event?

:crystal_ball: It is decidedly so

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Well there you have it folks, spoiler alert. Team Gwen wins.

It’s over. We already won. He has made it so.

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Will Team Reza win the Vainglory Event?

:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

Paradox… Hmmm :thinking:

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What a two-faced lying sack of trash

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Do you often give out false hope to us mortals?

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:crystal_ball: Better not tell you now

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Are us mere mortals too meek to comprehend your paradoxical paradigms?

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:crystal_ball: It is certain

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