Socrates is a duck
Truth doesn’t exist
Sarte is dad
And stoicism is severely underrated
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Immanuel Kant was a real pissant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Wilhelm Freidrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel
There’s nothing Nietzsche couldn’t teach ya
'bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will,
On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill
Plato, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
“I drink, therefore I am.”
Yes, Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker, but a bugger when he’s pissed
– GRAHAM CHAPMAN, JOHN CLEESE, TERRY GILLIAM, ERIC IDLE, TERRY JONES, MICHAEL PALIN
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You had this prepared for the occasion didntcha
Lol, nah … but I’ve known the song by heart since college 
That’s even better lmfao I’m just in a high school philosophy course so I only recognized like half those names
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This kinda reminds me erb’s western philosophers vs eastern philosophers rap battle. It was surprisingly well researched when made, the disses were on point xd.
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