Who dide this? :joey_catt:

DIMTI · April 11, 2018, 7:40pm

Well, Seymour , I made it- despite your directions . Ah. Superintendent Chalmers . Welcome . I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon . Yeah . Oh, egads ! My roast is ruined . But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking ? Delightfully devilish , Seymour . Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations . The superintendent’s gonna need his medication when he hears Skinner’s lame exaggerations . There’ll be trouble in town tonight . Seymour ! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill . Isometric exercise . Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven , Seymour ? Uh- Oh . That isn’t smoke . It’s steam . Steam from the steamed clams we’re having . Mmm . Steamed clams. Whew . Superintendent , I hope you’re ready for mouthwatering hamburgers . I thought we were having steamed clams. D’oh, no . I said steamed hams . That’s what I call hamburgers . You call hamburgers steamed hams ? Yes . It’s a regional dialect . Uh-huh . Uh, what region ? Uh, upstate New York . Really . Well, I’m from Utica , and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams .” Oh, not in Utica . No . It’s an Albany expression . I see . You know , these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger . Oh, no . Patented Skinner burgers . Old family recipe . For steamed hams . Yes . Yes . And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled . Ye- You know , the- One thing I should- Excuse me for one second . Of course . Well, that was wonderful . A good time was had by all . I’m pooped . Yes . I should be- Good Lord ! What is happening in there ? Aurora borealis . Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen ? Yes . May I see it? No . Seymour ! The house is on fire ! No , Mother . It’s just the northern lights . Well, Seymour , you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham . Help ! Help !