I’ll take a chance
Wait, let me take a quick sip
This is a sure shot
What’s in the gourd? My drink. Makes me popular with the ladies. Gets them all warmed up.
Whoops! Almost spilled my drink
I can do this all day
6 through the bulls-eye
I see, three of them, meh I will shoot all three
By the way, I have a gun
Well if it has to be done
I can’t understand why everyone says I should put on shoes for this?
What, I most certainly am sober, lets go shoot some stuff
Hurry, I gotta get back to the Undersprawl
Oh, I can’t wait
What? Over there? Are you sure?
This brew is making me belch flame, hey I can use that
I can hit that thing, and that other thing, at the same time from here
It’s always the same. They claim I cheated, I said they smelled like stinky cheese, they pulled a knife, I pulled a gun… you know how it ends.
Its not a pony-tail, its like a reverse pony-tail, man I don’t know I gotta keep my hair out of my face for shooting. Leave me alone!
Ha, I don’t miss
You know, shooting is some thirsty work
Is there a point to all this
Might as well be shootin’ tin cans
This is a sure shot.
Ah, let me catch my breath.
Heh heh heh ha, aahhhhh
Uhh uhh uhh, Ha!