Every Vainglory Hero Described in One Sentence


#1

I’m getting a bit bored with the lack of any news or teaser from SEMC, so I decided might as well do this before they tease anything about the next hero.

Feel free to add your own descriptions!

  • Adagio: The angel that will heal either the right person or a minion.

  • Alpha: Low tiers hate her, high tiers dismiss her, smurfs love her, and no one gets the easter eggs in her.

  • Anka: The best assassin designed that isn’t a bruiser and doesn’t give a fuck that you’re under your turret.

  • Ardan: The forever meta Captain that lives on through his One Punch persona.

  • Baptiste: Either a flex monster or a noob that dies constantly.

  • Baron: He oppresses others with spam or SEMC oppresses him with nerfs.

  • Blackfeather: Legend says he’s still spinning from the gutting of his kit.

  • Catherine: Is tanky as fuck or dying 99% of the time.

  • Celeste: My B is never getting overdriven.

  • Churnwalker: The only guy who needs to land a skillshot and walk towards you to murder you.

  • Flicker: “We need vision” pings intensifies.

  • Fortress: Talk about kicking a puppy down even more.

  • Glaive: Cool cat who knows how to style his hair.

  • Grace: My B is never getting overdriven too.

  • Grumpjaw: I always eat someone at the wrong time.

  • Gwen: My buns either smack enemies to respawn land or I get smacked in the buns to respawn land.

  • Idris: The hybrid success story that’s is so getting smacked.

  • Inara: The only jungle that can has free vision and wall jumps but still isn’t viable.

  • Joule: I miss or I hit something 95% of the time.

  • Kensei: Mistakes were made.

  • Kestrel: I’m super bad or super good in a players hand.

  • Kinetic: The hero to conclude the lore of VG but dissapoints with mediocre guilt and poor balance.

  • Koshka: For someone who is said to be speedy, she ain’t speedy at all nowadays.

  • Krul: Either I’m meta or I’m dead in the low tiers.

  • Lance: I can land all my shots like a pro or whiff them like a pro thrower.

  • Lorelai: Oh, you thought I was weak eh?

  • Lyra: Phew, at least I’m not gutted entirely like someone else had been.

  • Magnus: Deletus Maximus Ultus.

  • Malene: The best visual design in VG’s history but difficult to make work after SEMC decides to shove her down.

  • Ozo: The never meta monkey.

  • Petal: The hero whose pre-rework kithad more potential than what she has now that makes her potato.

  • Phinn: Oi, who stole my dic* pic!

  • Reim: I can’t keep up with these young scally wags!

  • Reza: Let’s dive, dive, dive!

  • Ringo: When can I get a buffs to my ult wind up?

  • Rona: My thicc thighs can’t save me from my nerfs…

  • Samuel: I’m sleeper and also edgy.

  • SAW: I’m an animal that’s lost its teeth.

  • Silvernail: If only I had a lore tp make me perfect…

  • Skaarf: Endless roast that makes no sense whatsoever.

  • Skye: Either I chop someone apart with my bullets or I miss everything.

  • Taka: Am I a failed Idris?

  • Tony: Hey, I’m not a typical dwarf!

  • Varya: When did they thought up that a book that embodies lightning could look sexy?

  • Vox: Forever Meta that everyone seems hesistant tp nerf to make way for other heroes.

  • Yates: If teleport boots gets merged with Catherine’s Arc Shield stun and Phinn’s hook, and then animated into a living being.

Break

Tell me what are your own descriptions!


#2

3.8-3.9 Lyra

lmao im gonna wreck your shit with my perk and you cannot stop me


#3

Varya: sexy books on a whole new level

Gwen: a bun with buns that’ll kick your buns

Adagio: ‘I’ll hold back’ means I’ll miss my heals cuz minions

Skaarf: when you wanna be cute but set everything and everyone on fire


#4

Lmao this is cool. Totally agree with almost all of them. Poor Ringo’s ult…


#5

I giggled so much to this post! :joy::joy::joy::smile:

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Taka: Attempting to sneak attack - Runs into Scout Cam range


#6

Whaddya mean I saw those years ago

I literally pick this guy just because my teammates won’t indicate their role in draft - I can do whatever they don’t.

Actually, I overdrive her B more often then her A. (and very occasionally I do both) The immunity is useful.

no, The forever sleeper OP monkey.

Still have never seen this pic and am very dissapointed

EXACTLY


#7
Warning: if you look, you will never be able to unsee this


Original splash art


#8

never knew they edited it lol funny
but here is the original one

Exactly the same image as above but cropped in tighter

Image result for phinn vainglory

[Moderator edit: hid the picture behind the “details” button, as that was the intention from my post, which you essentially duplicated :roll_eyes:]


#9

Why did you repost the same image that’s in my post?


#10

Cuz he wanted to show a closeup of the :eggplant: though it was already noticeable in the first pic

:potoo: :alphabarf:


#11

Fixed it for him. :wink:


#13

lmfao I swear all I saw were just a text that said “Warning: if you look…”, did not see any drop down.

But here is a much closer look in case some one still can’t see.

Warning: 16+ content

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#14

Legend says he used to know how to grow up roses.

From 100 to 0.

BF 2.0

You think you can move?

When the delete button is made hero.

From 0 to hero.


#15

blackfeather : just delete me…


#16

I remember that what zekent said about the old vox when they were fixing his cp path , he said (vox fight the enemy … Wait for it (talking about his ult) … Dead ) , now they making Magnus do it , knowing that vox original name was Magnus , this ult problem probably something the balance Devs can’t deal with , I expect Magnus going to be a potatoe cp and get wp buff .


#17

They tried to make a CP Vox “easier” to balance… but they ended creating Magnus, and as we all can see, they made the same mistake as with CP Vox, his ult damage.