I’m getting a bit bored with the lack of any news or teaser from SEMC, so I decided might as well do this before they tease anything about the next hero.
Feel free to add your own descriptions!
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Adagio: The angel that will heal either the right person or a minion.
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Alpha: Low tiers hate her, high tiers dismiss her, smurfs love her, and no one gets the easter eggs in her.
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Anka: The best assassin designed that isn’t a bruiser and doesn’t give a ■■■■ that you’re under your turret.
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Ardan: The forever meta Captain that lives on through his One Punch persona.
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Baptiste: Either a flex monster or a noob that dies constantly.
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Baron: He oppresses others with spam or SEMC oppresses him with nerfs.
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Blackfeather: Legend says he’s still spinning from the gutting of his kit.
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Catherine: Is tanky as ■■■■ or dying 99% of the time.
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Celeste: My B is never getting overdriven.
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Churnwalker: The only guy who needs to land a skillshot and walk towards you to murder you.
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Flicker: “We need vision” pings intensifies.
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Fortress: Talk about kicking a puppy down even more.
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Glaive: Cool cat who knows how to style his hair.
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Grace: My B is never getting overdriven too.
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Grumpjaw: I always eat someone at the wrong time.
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Gwen: My buns either smack enemies to respawn land or I get smacked in the buns to respawn land.
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Idris: The hybrid success story that’s is so getting smacked.
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Inara: The only jungle that can has free vision and wall jumps but still isn’t viable.
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Joule: I miss or I hit something 95% of the time.
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Kensei: Mistakes were made.
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Kestrel: I’m super bad or super good in a players hand.
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Kinetic: The hero to conclude the lore of VG but dissapoints with mediocre guilt and poor balance.
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Koshka: For someone who is said to be speedy, she ain’t speedy at all nowadays.
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Krul: Either I’m meta or I’m dead in the low tiers.
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Lance: I can land all my shots like a pro or whiff them like a pro thrower.
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Lorelai: Oh, you thought I was weak eh?
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Lyra: Phew, at least I’m not gutted entirely like someone else had been.
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Magnus: Deletus Maximus Ultus.
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Malene: The best visual design in VG’s history but difficult to make work after SEMC decides to shove her down.
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Ozo: The never meta monkey.
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Petal: The hero whose pre-rework kithad more potential than what she has now that makes her potato.
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Phinn: Oi, who stole my dic* pic!
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Reim: I can’t keep up with these young scally wags!
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Reza: Let’s dive, dive, dive!
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Ringo: When can I get a buffs to my ult wind up?
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Rona: My thicc thighs can’t save me from my nerfs…
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Samuel: I’m sleeper and also edgy.
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SAW: I’m an animal that’s lost its teeth.
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Silvernail: If only I had a lore tp make me perfect…
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Skaarf: Endless roast that makes no sense whatsoever.
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Skye: Either I chop someone apart with my bullets or I miss everything.
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Taka: Am I a failed Idris?
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Tony: Hey, I’m not a typical dwarf!
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Varya: When did they thought up that a book that embodies lightning could look sexy?
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Vox: Forever Meta that everyone seems hesistant tp nerf to make way for other heroes.
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Yates: If teleport boots gets merged with Catherine’s Arc Shield stun and Phinn’s hook, and then animated into a living being.
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Tell me what are your own descriptions!