Corrupt a wish game

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Granted, shame that you fall down the stairs on the day it is declared and you get put into a coma and wake up after it is over, completely missing it.

I wish Bob Ross was still alive.

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Granted but he loses his passion for painting happy little trees. Also, why not bring Peapod back with him :pouting_cat:

I wish I could sell my soul to smec

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Wish granted but they implanted your soul into blackfeather and nerfed him.

I wish for a pet grumpjaw

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Granted, but Grumpjaw has a taste for human flesh and eats you in a single bite.

I wish that people would stop saying that they were born in the wrong generation.

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Granted, but they all start listening to modern Pop/Rap.

I wish Gwen was my wife.

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A little off topic so go by the post above this

I was unlucky :frowning:

Ripperino

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Granted, but you’re a bad guy now and she blows your head off

I wish I had a pet Fortress

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Granted, but you get too close to the Halcyon Well and he eats you.

I wish the Kall Peaks was a real place and I lived there.

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Granted as soon as you find it you get a heart attack and die.

I wish we get more devs on this forums

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Granted but the devs make a public post about how they want more money and their company crashes.

I wish I was a native to some odd land.

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Granted, but guess what? It’s the Age of Colonialism, and you just colonized by the Spanish Empire. You resent the Spanish for taking over your homes, but then you die of Smallpox. You didn’t even get to start an uprising. And that’s terrible.

I wish that the dab never existed.

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Granted but now people love to ‘qap’ which is pretty much like dab except it’s on the opposite direction.

I wish we could play vainglory on a virtual reality set.

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Granted but it runs with much higher ping than in SEA

I wish I could get 5 ICE

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Granted but now every item is 5 ICE more expensive. Including things outside of VG

I wish I could corrupt the next wish

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Granted but you will have to say 5 positive things about the next wish!

I wish there was a Kraken skin for Phinn.

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Granted but…wait that is already granted da hecc

I wish I was less confused

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Granted, but you’re now forced to live through your entire school life all over again.

I wish that Origin was a good as Steam.

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Granted but bc its EA, they have price increases instead of sales

I wish I was Ozo :ozo:

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Granted

I wish Grace was my irl waifu

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Granted, but she sees that you don’t follow her religion, so she hung, drawn, and quartered you under the pretense of you being a heretic.

God I wish that were me.

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